Megan [Fox] Says the Darnest Things!
Thursday, July 9th, 2009This is me jumping on the Megan bandwagon with the release of Transformers II: Revenge of the Fallen and her tiny, bouncy, tanned, silicone breasties and her plump lip injections. It’s insane how the topic of Megan or Transformers flooded the media, from Twitter to Facebook to every freakin’ entertainment news. So here it is people, some quotes I’ve assembled from various blogs. Enjoy!
Flipped on a fan who mistaken her for Jolie at a bar in Vancouver - May 2008
On her IQ: “I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard.” - Esquire June 2009
On sexuality: “I think people are born bisexual and then make subconscious choices based on the pressures of society. I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I’m also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.” - Esquire
Her thoughts on Olivia Wilde: “I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl - Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing.” - GQ
Thoughts on Scarlett Johansson: “I don’t want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson – who I have nothing against, but I don’t want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word I’ve ever learned to prove, like, ‘Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.’ I don’t want to have to do that. I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard – but I do. And part of it is my own fault.” - Esquire
On her sex drive: “I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy.” - FHM
On her acting talents: “I’m terrible in [the first 'Transformers' movie]. It’s my first real movie and it’s not honest and not realistic. The movie wasn’t bad, I just wasn’t proud about what I did… If I really buckle down, I think one day I could be a very good actress. But so far, I haven’t done anything yet.” - Entertainment Weekly
On the media’s coverage of her life: “The other day I said I eat a lot of cake and that was the top story on Yahoo.” - GQ
On modesty and vengeance: “Well, I wasn’t topless. I had booby stickers on. They make these silicone stickers that go on over your nipple. If I’d been actually topless, I would have sued someone. But that’s a really unfortunate thing that happened. I know who [alerted the paparazzi] and I never did anything about it. It’s her karma to deal with, not mine.” - Entertainment Weekly
On digestion: “If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it’s like—you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on ‘Transformers’ always smells like farts, and I have no idea why.” - GQ
On Angelina Jolie: “[Angelina Jolie] always seems otherworldly in her power and her confidence. I’m sure she has no idea who I am. But if I were her, I’d be like, ‘Who the f— is this little bulls— brat who was in ‘Transformers’ that’s going to be the next me?’ I don’t want to meet her; I’d be embarrassed.” - Entertainment Weekly
On living with her: “I’m horrible to live with. I don’t clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, ‘Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn’t flush.’” - FHM
On her sanity:“I think that I’m so psychotic and so mentally ill that if I could tap into that I could do something really interesting.”
On her looks:“Well, I’m clearly not ugly. “
On Zac Efron:“Zac Efron is my obsession, we’re the same person. We’re not actually here, it’s like Janet and Michael Jackson. He just puts on his wig and a dress, and it’s me, and you don’t know that. It’s one of the greatest mysteries of all time. “
On having friends:“I have no friends and I never leave my house.”
On who she’ll ask Megatron to take-out:“I think I would make a deal with him and say instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?”