Victoria Grace Nation

A lot of people have contacted me and asked me why I haven’t updated. I can tell you how busy I’ve been which is true. But really I’ve just been lazy and slightly suffering from writer’s block. Okay no it’s the laziness I have ideas and ideas for blogs but I’ve lost my pizazz….is that a word?

But I’ll be back with a few blogs posts.

So stay tuned!

I dabbled in song writing tonight. Oh ya…it’s wild alright.


So I’m surfing through a local forum I tend to visit and in this section called Speak It Out, members are asked to post anything on their minds about relationships. And this is how I responded to the following Speak It Out Posts:

Originally Posted by min.tee
Fuck it’s been 9 months since I got laid.

Originally Posted by Nvasion
id help you out but your a dude… sry

My Response:

What do you mean you can’t help him out cuz he’s a dude?!

1) you unzip your junk out of your pants
2) he bends and takes off his pants
3) you put your junk in his hole, and on the floor were his pants

Cuz it’s ur junk in his hole and on the floor are your pants, ooh on the floor is his pants, boy.

This was probably in the span of 2 hours

Girl: yo home splice what u doing?
Girl: did you know that Marilyn Monroe apparently had 6 toes? Crazy shit.
Girl: D??
Girl: okay i’m bored and you’re obviously NOT answering
Girl: ur probably at the gym, working on ur fitness
Girl: okay any day now….
Girl: Imagine all the people, living in a world of peace…
DL: FUCK OFF I’M TRYING TO HAVE SEX!!!
Girl: Oh.
Girl: Better wrap that shit up. teeheehee *runs away*


Ryan: Any vday plans
Girl: Ya, states
Ryan: No boy toy? no sucky sucky?
Girl: Out of town for work all weekend
Ryan: Aww, no throat yogurt for you!
Girl: Hahaha nope! You? Any yogurt?
Ryan: I will be serving some.


RS: Hey
Girl: How goes it?
RS Tired. Very tired.
Girl: Why?
RS: Late night last night
Girl: Ahahahhahaa with Anna and ur banana
RS:Lol I got blown while watching the hockey game tonight ftw TWICE
RS: Each time, we scored! Lol


Girl: Thanks J for making me feel better =)
JL: Anything to make u smile McLovin =) Here have a Panda
Girl: *nom*nom*nom*
JL: OMFG DONT EAT THE PANDA YOU TWITTER SHITTER X___X


R: hey thar snatchburgar
Girl: Hey there cumsnatcher
R: ur vag full today?
Girl: Yes, with blood buahahhaa. Your dick emptied today?
R: usually is. not enough penor to go around.
Girl: Not the gf this time? Whose the lucky girl?
R: Heather. friend of mine. fucked her on tuesday she’s amazing in the sack
Girl:I love how u live with ur gf, fuck her all the time, and still have time and peen juice to go around for others

So I took my first visit to the hospital not under visitation or general check-up situations. I was carried to the ER by my God Father 2 days before my birthday party. I had gotten a really bad staph infected abscess which had grown to the size of 3/4 of a golf ball. 12 hours prior to my trip to the hospital, I was lying in my living room in fetal position, crying and whimpering in pain. I had come to a point where I couldn’t stand, I could sit, nor walk, nor lie down, only shallow breathing was allowed. I couldn’t eat because I was in so much pain, I was holding back feelings of upchucking. It was so weird, 48 prior to my infection I was fine, then in 24 hours it grew and it kept growing every hour.


So I must say, the ER isn’t as bad as I thought, even though there were people waiting 4+ hours, I got a room within 15 minutes and the people there were super nice. I had the pleasure of going back to a hospital a few weeks later, but this time, it was in Hong Kong. I must say…hospitals in Hong Kong are kind of creepy and the people there are rude!


So what was the point of this blog besides feminine ranting? Oh right to let you guys know that I have my reasons for not blogging!

I always get e-mail forwards from one of the Board of Directors. This one was pretty interesting, great breakdown of the economy. Ya anyways enjoy!

The Credit Crunch Explained

Heidi is the proprietor of a bar in Berlin. In order to increase sales, she decides to allow her loyal customers, most of whom are unemployed alcoholics, to drink now but pay later. She keeps track of the drinks consumed on a ledger (thereby granting the customers loans).
Word gets around and as a result increasing numbers of unemployed alcoholics flood into Heidi’s bar.
Taking advantage of her customers’ freedom from immediate payment constraints, Heidi increases her prices for wine and beer, the most popular drinks. Her sales volume increases massively.
A young and dynamic customer service consultant at the local bank recognizes these customer debts as valuable future assets and increases Heidi’s borrowing limit. He sees no reason for undue concern since he has the debts of the alcoholics as collateral.
At the bank’s corporate headquarters, expert bankers transform these customer assets into DRINKBONDS, ALKBONDS and PUKEBONDS. These securities are then traded on markets worldwide. No one really understands what these abbreviations mean and how the securities are guaranteed. Nevertheless, as their prices continuously climb, the securities become top-selling items because (insert here the name of your financial advisor) recommended them as a good investment.
One day, although the prices are still climbing, a risk manager of the bank, (subsequently of course fired due to his negativity), decides that the time has come to demand payment of the debts incurred by the drinkers at Heidi’s bar. But of course they cannot pay back the debts.
Heidi cannot fulfill her loan obligations and claims bankruptcy.
DRINKBOND and ALKBOND drop in price by 95 %. PUKEBOND performs better, stabilizing in price after dropping by 80 %.
The suppliers of Heidi’s bar, having granted her generous payment due dates, and having invested in the securities, are faced with a new situation.
Her wine supplier claims bankruptcy, her beer supplier is taken over by a competitor.
The bank is saved by the Government following dramatic round-the-clock consultations by leaders from the governing political parties.
The funds required for this purpose are obtained by a tax levied on the non-drinkers.

New post tomorrow, now I’m having an emotional breakdown. Thank you.


-Management

Just cuz I’m addicted to this website and it makes me laugh…here have one…and look it goes with our current blog theme

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend’s place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, “I heard everthing.” FML

And here’s my FML Moment:


I might lose my job soon.

My friend just sent this picture to me and asked me if I have a twin or have been naughty because he found a picture of this girl on some naughty site that looks exactly like me…minus the eyebrows and my top lip is plumper. Apparently even her bust looks like mine as well. I dunno guys…her dress is pretty hot though! But ya I’ll let you decide and you can Tweet me.