Nov
26
A lot of people have contacted me and asked me why I haven’t updated. I can tell you how busy I’ve been which is true. But really I’ve just been lazy and slightly suffering from writer’s block. Okay no it’s the laziness I have ideas and ideas for blogs but I’ve lost my pizazz….is that a word?
But I’ll be back with a few blogs posts.
So stay tuned!
I dabbled in song writing tonight. Oh ya…it’s wild alright.
So I’m surfing through a local forum I tend to visit and in this section called Speak It Out, members are asked to post anything on their minds about relationships. And this is how I responded to the following Speak It Out Posts:
Originally Posted by min.tee
Fuck it’s been 9 months since I got laid.
Originally Posted by Nvasion
id help you out but your a dude… sry
My Response:
What do you mean you can’t help him out cuz he’s a dude?!
1) you unzip your junk out of your pants
2) he bends and takes off his pants
3) you put your junk in his hole, and on the floor were his pants
Cuz it’s ur junk in his hole and on the floor are your pants, ooh on the floor is his pants, boy.
This is me jumping on the Megan bandwagon with the release of Transformers II: Revenge of the Fallen and her tiny, bouncy, tanned, silicone breasties and her plump lip injections. It’s insane how the topic of Megan or Transformers flooded the media, from Twitter to Facebook to every freakin’ entertainment news. So here it is people, some quotes I’ve assembled from various blogs. Enjoy!
Flipped on a fan who mistaken her for Jolie at a bar in Vancouver - May 2008
On her IQ: “I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard.” - Esquire June 2009
On sexuality: “I think people are born bisexual and then make subconscious choices based on the pressures of society. I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I’m also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.” - Esquire
Her thoughts on Olivia Wilde: “I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl - Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing.” - GQ
Thoughts on Scarlett Johansson: “I don’t want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson – who I have nothing against, but I don’t want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word I’ve ever learned to prove, like, ‘Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.’ I don’t want to have to do that. I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard – but I do. And part of it is my own fault.” - Esquire
On her sex drive: “I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy.” - FHM
On her acting talents: “I’m terrible in [the first 'Transformers' movie]. It’s my first real movie and it’s not honest and not realistic. The movie wasn’t bad, I just wasn’t proud about what I did… If I really buckle down, I think one day I could be a very good actress. But so far, I haven’t done anything yet.” - Entertainment Weekly
On the media’s coverage of her life: “The other day I said I eat a lot of cake and that was the top story on Yahoo.” - GQ
On modesty and vengeance: “Well, I wasn’t topless. I had booby stickers on. They make these silicone stickers that go on over your nipple. If I’d been actually topless, I would have sued someone. But that’s a really unfortunate thing that happened. I know who [alerted the paparazzi] and I never did anything about it. It’s her karma to deal with, not mine.” - Entertainment Weekly
On digestion: “If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it’s like—you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on ‘Transformers’ always smells like farts, and I have no idea why.” - GQ
On Angelina Jolie: “[Angelina Jolie] always seems otherworldly in her power and her confidence. I’m sure she has no idea who I am. But if I were her, I’d be like, ‘Who the f— is this little bulls— brat who was in ‘Transformers’ that’s going to be the next me?’ I don’t want to meet her; I’d be embarrassed.” - Entertainment Weekly
On living with her: “I’m horrible to live with. I don’t clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, ‘Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn’t flush.’” - FHM
On her sanity:“I think that I’m so psychotic and so mentally ill that if I could tap into that I could do something really interesting.”
On her looks:“Well, I’m clearly not ugly. “
On Zac Efron:“Zac Efron is my obsession, we’re the same person. We’re not actually here, it’s like Janet and Michael Jackson. He just puts on his wig and a dress, and it’s me, and you don’t know that. It’s one of the greatest mysteries of all time. “
On having friends:“I have no friends and I never leave my house.”
On who she’ll ask Megatron to take-out:“I think I would make a deal with him and say instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?”
Jun
24
Midnight.06.24.2009.
Source:
“5 Things it Means When He Says He Wants Space” was a link sent to me from a friend via e-mail. Thought I’d share.
1. He’s scared.
This I can say for certain. Whether he’s scared because he’s too much in love and is losing himself, of because he’s afraid he’s going to end up married to someone he doesn’t want to be married to, or because, like me, relationships can just plain scare him, I can’t say for certain.
2. Yes, he may want to break up.
The hard truth is that this is what it seems: a break-up with training wheels.
3. He wants to make sure he’s in control.
This is a really selfish thing, and something I’m guilty of. But sometimes men just want to make sure that they are in control of a relationship because not being in control is a feeling that makes them very uncomfortable. It’s the same reason you put the brakes on when you’re driving or skiing or riding a bike downhill: control.
4. He’s trying to be honest.
While, yes, asking for space can be selfish. And hurtful. And really kind of evil. There’s also something a tiny bit noble about it. He needs some time to think about what he wants. And he’s being strong enough to ask for it.
5. What it may not mean is that this is the end.
There’s something holding him back from breaking up. Or else he’d have said, “It’s not me, it’s you … can I have my keys back?” Maybe it’s that he truly does suspect (as it was in my case) that it’s him, and not you.
Jun
9
So why the absence the past 2 weeks? Have I been slaying myself away at every roundhouse kick? Counting every sweat bead that slides down my body? Nope, actually I’ve been busy going in for medical tests (x-rays, blood work, ultrasounds, etc), lying in bed, and digesting the sudden changes in my life.
What’s wrong with me? To be honest, I rather keep that private and it’s still a very sensitive subject to me. But I’m battling through it.
An old injury (I’ll talk about that next time) from years ago resurfaced and it might have been a lot more serious than I thought, after a doctor’s visit. We’ll know soon. So now all physical activity has to be stopped and I have now cancelled my upcoming performance. Bah, it’s okay I’ve already spent enough time crying over it. You win some, you lose some.
I am trying to choreograph something and do a behind-the-scenes thing so I can at least contribute to this gala event that I’ve been DYING to do since last year.
So before I ended my last workout, I checked, in one week I managed to lose 1.5 pounds, and gain a bit of muscle…already!! =) But that was a week ago and I’ve spent this week eating and lying in bed. More tests this week, I think I’ve become immune to needles and doctors.
May
26
So it’s a known fact that I’ve been utterly sick to the core the past little while as well, I’ve been dealing with some personal demons and issues. Either way, I found a new focus and after a meeting I was in late yesterday afternoon, it’s pretty official, I’ve been invited to perform! So now I have 6 weeks until I do a short segment which could possibly be a live broadcast as well. I have the perfect idea, but I’ll reveal it when the time comes sooner, I have the song picked and brewing up some choreography. But the biggest issue i have is my health and my fitness level.
I can honestly say that I’m out of shape, and coughing for so many months is really NOT helping my cardiovascular shape in any shape or form. But as of a few days ago (pretty much a few days after I got my mobility back) I’ve been slowly introducing some workouts into my regiment.
If some of you don’t know, I use to kickbox and do pankration a lot, as well as any sort of variation of that kind like Taebo (LOVE IT!) as well I use to be really into Bikram Yoga and Pilates. I started off a few days ago with some pilates and surprisingly, it didn’t go as bad as I thought. I went through the whole session with ease and I can honestly say it relaxed me and made me feel excellent. The day after I did a short 30 minute session of kickboxing and holy…after the first 15 minutes of intense kickboxing drills, I was beat! Realized how out of shape I really am considering the fact that I use to do at least 1.5 hours of intense kickboxing. So I’ve been alternating back and forth and I am sore! And you know what? It feels AMAZING!
Even though I only have 6 weeks until performance, I don’t want to put my body into shock, I’m doing this slowly and probably adding more as the days progress, I feel as though I can do more now, but I’ll take it in stride. Considering the fact that my doctor’s have limited my food choices due to my current health state, there’s really no diet I’m following except lots of water.
I’m hoping within 2 weeks I can start bringing my training outdoors with some hiking, swimming, canoeing, volleyballing, but we’ll see. I’m pretty pumped, I haven’t been this motivated since 6 years ago, back when I was doing my grueling dance training. Now I need to get some new tracks and I’ll be slowly adding the dance practices into my workouts as well. I’ll try and update my progress…but no guarantees! You know how I get with this blogging stuff, I only blog when I feel like it. By the way thanks for all the Twitter responses and Private Messages of support I got from a lot of you guys! You have no idea how much it meant to me and how much easier you guys made things.
Until next time…
Tootles!
Victoria <3
Okay I just sounded super ditzy…this is only because I spent an hour watching youtube videos from a couple of ditzy girls giving out makeup tutorials and introducing their houses….ya…don’t ask.
May
23
Taken from my friend Lesley’s blog
Friends come and go, but their memories will last forever.
Nazi-Jew< In his ripened 20’s this friend will always be known as the self-hating friend, having come from a German/Jewish background (hey! that’s how he describes himself!). We spent hours making fun of him. There was a time when I spent my every waking moments with him, no matter if it was playing Jenga at his place until 4am or if he was sleeping in my living room keeping me company, while I pulled an all-nighter for my Accounting exam.
Fondest Memory: Him driving 30 minutes to my house to drop off customized tea from Starbucks because I was sick and him getting $500+ worth of tickets on the highway while going home. LOL.
Interesting Memories: Us getting high off of coffee and him filming me dance like a loser at a local makeout spot…wait he’s filmed me being stupid waay too many times. Like the time I shadowed danced on his street and he filmed my shadow frolicking down his street.
Special Memory: When someone gave him season tickets to NHL Hockey and I got my first experience at a live game. Magical.
Paris He was an athlete, built like one and looked like a model with green eyes, dark complexion and tall as the eye can see. He had the weirdest obsession with his hair and his looks and a friend and I ended up calling him Paris Hilton.
Memorable Moment: When he ditched his best friend and picked me up at 3am and we ventured through the local mountains and construction sites by my house until dawn.
Food Memory:From Indian to Chinese to all the local fast food joints, he always wanted food and made me get it for him.
Smiley Face She’s got a signature, and that’s her smile. She brightens a room when she walks in and it’s not just from her smile, but from her overpowering presence. We’ve seen tears and laughter, but it was always the trouble we got in that made the memories.
Death Defying Memories: We got lost in the middle of nowhere and we got picked up by a bunch of guys, while we hung off of their jeep, they were busy feeling my other girlfriend up. The time we hopped onto a city bus and a drunken man goes on and gets into a brawl with a bunch of young kids and we were in the middle of it. Or coming home after a long night of Fireworks and ended up getting on the “party kart” on the train and drunken people were breaking glass and trying to rock the train off it’s tracks and plummet down 50 feet. Oh and of course…both of us going to some secret party with another girl and finding ourselves at some illegal gang party at a secluded industrial area.
Childhood Memories: After watching Dead Poets Society we created our own with another girl, we found a hidden opening in the forest, decorated it with our stuff and met there everyday after school and wrote poems.
Rockstar He was like a younger brother to me, with a sultry, melodic voice that can put anyone at ease or to sleep. When I was sad he’d sing to me, when I needed to pee while on the phone he would purposely force himself to go as well so I didn’t get stage fright when pee talking. He became my pee buddy.
Silly Moments: He came over to my house, threw on a pair of designer men’s underwear I got at the company’s Marketing Launch campaign and he ran around my house with underwear outside his pants, a cowboy hat and MY Von Dutch shirt and ran around pretending to be a Superhero and made me take pictures while he posed like a gay cowboy with a stuffed teddybear I got from my Mother when I was young.
Troublesome Memories: We drove up to the top of the mountain where a development project was happening and trespassed on the grounds. We ended up seeing a middle aged, pot-bellied, balding man NAKED walking around in one of the few developed buildings there!
Matchmaking Memories: He had a crush on my ex’s younger sister and we ended up making mint hot coco on Christmas Day and delivered hot coco in customized mugs we got for the girl and her family (excluding my ex). He totally got brownie points from the girl.
Even though some friendships have dwindled and some are about to fade, their memories will always remain.
May
22
According to dictionary.com
change [cheynj] Show IPA verb, changed, chang⋅ing, noun
noun
1. to become different: Overnight the nation’s mood changed.
2. to become altered or modified: Colors change if they are exposed to the sun.
Changes happen all around, at the most seemingly random places or when you’re least expected. One day we’re perfectly healthy, the next we could be lying on our death beds. One moment we could be going in to work, the next finding out that you have won 49 million dollars. Changes come big and some come small, but nonetheless it happens all around us.
Why can’t we just live in the moment? Why can’t I?
…until it’s too late.
It’s usually the smallest decisions that make the greatest impact. For now it seems as though my whole life is going through some erratic changes, the new chapter that’s unfolding before my eyes, but at the same time it’s still the same. The scenery is the same, but the colours are different…more vibrant.
People are leaving my life left and right, but at the same time some are slowly being introduced into it. No matter if it’s through the departure of death, fallouts, lifestyle changes or what not, others will always arrive in the forms of birth, introduction, and simple ripening of affinities.
Until the end of my journey with whoever or whatever, I will appreciate the things I have and the people that are around me.
Change is like Life. It keeps going and happening even if you’re not ready for it.